Saturday, April 23, 2005

Wierdest Jazz Fest Call

Okay, who's got the wierdest freak from Jazz Fest?
I was in the Grandstands and this guy about 22 years old comes up to the desk. He says he's got all kinds of back problems that cause numbness in his arms and legs, and it causes him to be unable to pee. The only way he can urinate is if he can immerse himself in the shower and is there a shower he can use?
I referred him to the ever-helpful security guard who regarded him quizzically for a while, then bemusedly. After that she sent him on his peeful way, all the while chuckling to herself.
Who's got a better wierd Jazz Fest experience?

1 comment:

Melinda said...

Mine wasn't so much weird, but instead it was the luck of the draw.... It was 1815. My partner and I get off at 1830, or at least thats what we THINK. Cedric and I are sitting there, just soaking up the scenery by the Sprint stage, when all of a sudden, a young guy collapses..... directly in front of us! He had a sand sandwich! We run over to him to see what the hell is going on, he mutters "I ate crawfish and I am allergic to it!" Lovely, just lovely, I think to myself. He has no radial pulses and is as white as my legs after a cold winter. We pick him up, do all the necessary tx, and by the time we got back to the unit, he felt so much better, he decided to hang out in the tent instead of going to the hospital. Talk about being in the right place at the right time!!!!