Tuesday, August 25, 2009

911 Email

Wow! Oh wow! Man this sounds hilarious! I can just see some drunken
sot sending the email intended for his ex-girlfriend begging her to
come back to him to 911 accidentally!

Ok, here's the contest: what kind of emails do you think that a 911
email address would get? The article says it's for people who might
not be able to call (but they CAN email?). How do you think such an
email would read? Best entry wins! Post as comments.

http://www.911dispatch.com/db/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2663


- Sean Fitz

2 comments:

Greg Friese said...

subject line: blue screen of death

message response to what's your emergency:
"I attached the AED and no shock is advised. Should I try a precordial thump to the CPU?"

Sean said...

From: joeyman@aol.com
To: 911@rescuesystem.com

Hello - I’m having an emergency. I need an ambulance to 1234 Main Street.
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From: 911.operator1@rescuesystem.com
To: joeyman@aol.com

Sir or Madam- Can you be more specific as to the details? What kind of emergency are you having? Can you call the 911 phone line? Can you speak? Are you having trouble breathing?
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From: joeyman@aol.com
To: 911.operator1@rescuesystems.com

Yes I can breathe, but I can’t talk. I’m in my office surrounded by coworkers and I don’t want them to know I need an ambulance so I’m not calling the phone line. I have something sort of stuck in me and I don’t want to talk about it out loud. I’m in suite 1604 at 1234 Main Street.
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From: 911.operator1@rescuesystem.com
To: joeyman@aol.com

Sir or Madam- What do you have stuck in you? Were you stabbed? Do you have an object impaled in your body? Are you bleeding?
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From: joeyman@aol.com
To: 911.operator1@rescuesystems.com

I’m not bleeding. The object is stuck in a rather personal area. I had an extended lunch break and went out with a friend and there was a
Look, can you PLEASE just send me an ambulance? I’m in quite a lot of pain.
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From: 911.operator1@rescuesystem.com
To: joeyman@aol.com

Ok Sir or Madam, I understand your need to be discreet. The ambulance is on it’s way. I’ve also sent the fire department for extrication and the police in case you need to file assault charges. They should all be pulling up outside now. Can you ask all your coworkers to clear a path for all the crews responding? Good luck.
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From: 911.operator1@rescuesystem.com
To: 911.operator2@rescuesystem.com
Attachment: joeyman.eml

Girl! Check out these emails I got from some dude with something stuck up his ass! He didn’t want all his coworkers to know about it. I done sent him 20 people to his damn office building to get that thing out his butt! LMAO!
Girl, let me tell you - white people is CRAZY!