Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Well..........I don't know, FUCK! I need to 10-42, but I cant't, and if I 10-42 for too long, I'll be 10-7. Then if I'm 10-7 for too long then I have to clarify why I'm 10-42 for so long, but maybe I shouldn't 10-42 here because I might not hear and they'll carry me 10-50?. Is it because its been so long sine I've peed, that I have to pee a lot? Or maybe I'm constipated, or maybe I have diarrhea and I have to sit for a while, and I just have to sit and shit, I shouldn't have had he chili on my 10-40. There now I think I'm 10-8 again.....Oh wait! Maybe not....It's time for me to get off, but here I am at grand route, 100 ft from Moss street with 3 other units, this is very productive. God forbid if there's 2 trucks waiting for the relief to come in. Maybe they're 10-42 or they were switched on the schedule and no one informed them. I'm in a six o'clock truck and maybe there's no relief coming in. I could be here all day. Fortunately I have the kind guidance of dear barbara with truck washing particulars to look forward to. I cannot wait to file my paperwork in numerical order, download the calls from the computer, wait for it to reboot, shut it down, restock my truck, seal my cabinets, and sanitize for "your protection." ......to be continued secondary to 10-19......Can I get a witness?

14 comments:

grrlmedic said...

and i thought the glove box exchange was a bit much....cant wait to graduate from kindergarten.

grrlmedic said...

FYI for all interested the supervisors are no longer doing before/after shift change drug box count seems as though one person counts them at some point during the week thats per goose.sounds careless to me Thought morphine was a federally controlled substance which has to be accounted for at all times,wouldnt be hard to sign in/out your box and not turn it in ...cya cuz admin isnt.

Sean said...

Geez-
How much was I drinking when I posted that? Josh, what the hell was in that? This post makes NO sense, and that's why. If you're wondering.

Nick said...

Yeah...you're right! It makes no sence, but we know what you are trying to say.

Nick said...

O.k. we really need spell check, I can't spell tonight to save my fucking life!

Melinda said...

Makes perfect sense to me! All you have to do to make yourself feel better is have another one of those ....whatever it was that you were drinking....and then you can forget about the whole thing! Better yet, have a 1-800-fuck-me-up
(a drink from a bar called Nicks of Metairie), and you won't even remember what the heck you were upset about in the first place!!! Then you go to sleep and it starts all over again, but at least it went away for a few hours!!!!

EQUENSUEHOCHA said...

I think its funny.

resQscooter said...

WARNING... thread hijack...
I did "suicide row" at Nick's many years ago and got a T-shirt. Now if I could just figure out how to get the vomit stains out of it...

grrlmedic said...

I'll have whatever Fitz had!!

T-MAN said...

Yes indeed Scooter, have me a couple of the same shirts, Hell still made perfect sense to me.

i'msofain said...

dood, nick's is on Tulane Ave!!! not in metairie. and i'll have one "Late Nite at the Capri" please.

Sean said...

Theere's a Nick's in Metairie on Vet's too. Down by Clearview I think. Hey, speaking of drinks, we need to try out the place next to the firehouse at cleveland and marais. Willy something. I heard it's cool.

unk_dundee said...

I gotta crap! No, not really.
The place on N Robertson by the firehouse is called 'Handsome Willy's'. They do a Thursday special (maybe 2 for 1) for medical personnel - bring yer cool city ID or tin badge and try their yummy weenies! They open late on weekend nites for you graveyard shifters lookin' for a place to eat.

i'msofain said...

and actually DJ Soul Sister (an old coworker of mine from my record store days, she hosted Soul Power every sat nite for YEARS on WWOZ) just started a regular saturday nite gig at handsome willy's. i've never actually seen her spin (she does rare old school funk, trash disco, fun stuff like that) and am dying to go see what her groove is about these days. Let's go!!!